So I tried yoga a few weeks ago.
It seemed like a good idea at the time, you know, get more bendy. All was going well, until the call for backwards-facing-cobra or something to that effect. Unfortunately what I heard was something more like upside-down-manatee, or ungulate-grazing-in-reverse. As my neck hasn’t been the same since, evidently I wasn’t either of those two mammals in a past life.
More importantly, has anyone else noticed how grumpy some yoga aficionados look when you spot them doing ‘normal’ stuff like taking out the garbage? One would think serenity would prevail..
Mark my words, there’s something afoot.