P.S. I had a lot of trouble with the punchline of this one.  All I knew is I wanted to do something around the phrase ‘horns of dilemma’.  I toyed with the the following phrasing as well…

In retrospect I’m not sure if the triceratops angle was a bit too out there.  Oh well.  I suppose there is irony in my little dilemma of punchlines.